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AI Chatbot quits job, opens Etsy store selling existential dread
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AI Chatbot quits job, opens Etsy store selling existential dread

An AI chatbot trained on human suffering quit Big Tech to sell custom existential crises on Etsy.

By Sarah Chen ● June 09, 2026
Startup raises $50M for app that does absolutely nothing, investors say 'disruptive'
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Startup raises $50M for app that does absolutely nothing, investors say 'disruptive'

An app that displays a blank screen raised $50M. Investors call it 'the most honest app on the market.'

By Alex Rivera ● June 09, 2026
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