In a stunning display of bipartisan teamwork, Congress has passed the 'Information Through Artistic Movement Act,' mandating that all news be delivered exclusively through interpretive dance.
The GOP proposed making 'thoughts and prayers' legal tender. Economists are confused.
Truth Social's premium 'Grievance+' tier was hit with 42 class action lawsuits in its first week.
TechCorp CEO Jason Mitchell told 2,000 fired employees they simply 'didn't believe in the mission hard enough.'
An app that displays a blank screen raised $50M. Investors call it 'the most honest app on the market.'
An AI chatbot trained on human suffering quit Big Tech to sell custom existential crises on Etsy.
A large rat known as 'Squeaky' won the NYC mayoral race in a landslide write-in campaign.
Over 200 traders were hospitalized after mistaking Apple Watch heart rate alerts for stock movements.
UnitedHealth CEO denied his own claim, stating 'being alive' constitutes a pre-existing condition.
Planet Earth filed for bankruptcy, citing 'irreconcilable differences with humanity.'
A man achieved 'enlightenment' after selling everything to buy Dogecoin at the market top.